Pure Of Heart Pure Of Eyes

letsbangniall:

I HATE THAT ONE DIRECTION GO EIGHT MONTHS WITH OUT DOING ANYTHING AND THEN COME BACK AND THEYRE RELEASING FIVE SONGS AND AN ALBUM WITH FOUR TV APPEARANCES IN A MONTH LIKE YOU OWN THIS ASS YOU DONT GOTTA KILL ME

ohforfucksakesniall:

*QUEUE THE ANNOYING POST ABOUT HOW WE LOVE OUR BOYS, AND DONT WANT THEM TO RUIN THEIR LIVES BUT THEM SMOKING ;YET WE COMPLETELY SKIP OVER THE FACT THAT THEY ARE MORE THAN MATURE ENOUGH TO DO WHAT THE FUCK THEY PLEASE. AND CIGARETTES SHOULD BE THE LEAST OF OUR WORRIES.

louvebitten:

the best of kisspering

uan:

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tmh:

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wwa:

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lucas-is-my-prince:

ASHTON CAN DO SO MANY THINGS.

NEED A GUITARIST ? ASHTON

NEED A BASSIST ? ASHTON

NEED A LEAD SINGER ? ASHTON

NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE YOU SMILE ? ASHTON

NEED SOMEONE TO RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER ? ASHTON

NEED AN ORGASM ? ASHTON

YES WHERE DO I APPLY

(via extravirginlucas)

om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.

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divacalum:

holytaxacountant:

contemplatingescape:

fruityrighteousblowhardfactory:

ask-alfredtheconqueringhero:

ludwigbeilschmidts:

[freshman voice] middle schoolers

[sophomore voice] freshman

[british student voice] the fuck is a sophomore?

[malfoy’s voice] potter

[Sam Winchester’s voice] so get this 

[Ashton Irwin’s voice] whAT iS THiS ?!!!?!?!!

(Source: swampertite, via hemmosquiff)

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hemmosquiff)